Corrupt A Wish

[honee bee]

Granted, but they died right before you saw them by an assassin.

I wish people didn't like 1D as much

[kaden]

Granted but animals started to love them, and they made humans love them again

Irish I had a first kiss with Jamie :3

[ninjacatblue]

granted, but then you both fart and it becomes incredibly awkward.
i wish there was a 2nd dull boy book.

[japhxn]

Granted, but your pet octopus eats it

I wish I had a pair of really fuzzy socks

[Oswin.]

Granted, but they eat one of your toes.

I wish i had 500 pies.

[.Fish.]

Granted but you eat to many and explode

I wish for some water

[HermioneGranger]

Granted, its filled with poison.

I wish I could spend all day on CS.

[japhxn]

Granted, but a baby octopus is living on your screen and you think it's so cute, you keep it as a pet and get distracted from CS

I wish my crush knew I like him

[kaden]

Granted, but he doesn't like you and rumours are going round everywhere saying you love him

I wish my dad won't kill my pet chick

[HermioneGranger]

Granted But then your chick dies of natural causes.

I wish I could meet the cast of The Big Bang Theory.