Corrupt A Wish

[Fortunea]

Granted, it's invisible

I wish I only have to go to school 4 days a week

[[x]]

Granted but on the fifth day you have to watch documental shows

I wish I wasn't sick

[Neko-the-Gunslinger]

Granted! Now you're dead.

I wish I could breathe underwater

[flutterby.]

[ Granted ! But you can never breathe above water.

I wish I could never grow up . ]

[enuffzanuff]

granted but then you don't get to do cool adult stuff

i wish i had a ferret

[fear themself]

Granted, but its a zomvie rabid ferret I saw on the roadside. HAVE FUN WITH IT KK

I wish I had a cupcake.

[[x]]

Granted but it brings you to a deep long sleep and only Prince Charming can wake you up but since Prince Charming doesn't exist you sleep for all your life (LOL)

I wish people would read my trade rules

[enuffzanuff]

granted but they dont like your rules and no one ever sends you a trade ever again

i wish my lip didnt hurt where i bit it

[*CinnamonStick*]

Granted, but now it turns to broccoli!

I wish I had a dog.

[*CinnamonStick*]

Granted but you die in a horrible accident.