Corrupt A Wish

[Neko-the-Gunslinger]

Granted! That dog got lost.

I wish I was always lucky

[Oboe!]

Granted! Your best friend becomes jealous and starts ignoring you.

I wish I got better grades.

[Achromatic]

Granted, but your teachers think your cheating and punish you accordingly.
I wish that I could turn into a dog.

[Oboe!]

Granted! Your owners are mean.

I wish I was a cat.

[Neko-the-Gunslinger]

Granted! You're left wandering the alleys.

I wish to have 36 hours a day instead of 24

[Oboe!]

Granted! All the new hours are the middle of the night.

I wish there was a third day in the weekend.

[~Wolf spirit~]

Granted! Then you would fail in school because you didnt learn enough in that year.

I wish I was rich.

[Oboe!]

Granted! Then someone steals it all.

I wish they made bajillion dollar bills.

[Don't Blink]

Granted! but a fire starts and burns them all before they were distributed.
I wish Elvis, Michael Jackson, and John Lennon would come back to life as zombies

[Oboe!]

Granted! Then they turn everyone in the world into zombies.

I wish I was a good singer.