Corrupt a Wish game

[Sharubii]

Granted, but it seems that he keeps bucking you off of his back... oh dear.

I wish I had a cuddly, friendly little ratty to call my own. ;A; <3

[WhoLocked]

Granted, but someone's cat comes and eats it.

I wish i could hide from reality. (SH! They're coming after me!)

[miraphoenix]

Granted, but your new existence is much more miserable.

I wish that some of the creatures from the Cthulhu Mythos were real....

[~Prussia~]

Granted, but now they eat you

I wish I could finally get an own pony from my parents >.<

[Two if By Sea ~]

You get your pony, but it bites you and you make a trip to the ER. >.<

I wish I wasn't allergic to wheat. ;D

[miraphoenix]

Granted, you are now allergic to corn. Good luck!

I wish that hydrofracking wasn't coming to my area....

[Shoobeth Thy Wolfeth]

Granted, but then you move and it goes to that area.
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I wish I wasn't hungry. )=

[Pugnacious!]

Granted, but now you're so full you feel like you're going to burst!

I wish my cat would stop trying to hunt my rats...

[Something Diabolical]

Granted. It stops trying to hunt your rats and acts content around any other creature, so you start to give it more trust until you allow it to be around any creature you own, without being concerned. However, the cat is plotting against you - this was its plan all along (to gain your trust). It was planning to gain your trust until it was surrounded by tasty creatures then just have a mass assassination of all of them and a nice feast. But as you start to give more trust, you start to look more and more tasty to it until its revenge plan changes - now it is going to hunt you.

I wish it was lunch time

[Pugnacious!]

Oh my god, I love that. :D <3

Granted, but you can't eat anything.

I wish I could eat my favorite type of sushi right now.