Corrupt a Wish game

[Miss Thang]

Granted, but then he gets beat up a lot when you go to school.

I wish my partner on this APUSH project would send me his part already so I don't fail.

[тнє gιяℓ ωнσ ωαιтє∂]

Granted but his part is all wrong so you fail anyway


I wish I could eat cellotape xD

[Tinkpetz]

Wish granted, but it sticks to the inside of your stomach. And doesn't come off! D8

I wish I could teleport to different places. x3

[LadyDraco]

Granted...but instead of poofing tucked in bed you find yourself part of it! O_O

I wish for peace & quite in my home!

[Tinkpetz]

Wish granted, but it can only be achieved if your house is completely empty...

I wish that I was easier to understand when I try to explain things to people.

[Blabber]

Granted, but it's such a tiny amount more understandable and so one can understand you.

I wish I was a bird.

[HSoup]

Granted, but 2 seconds later a hawk swoops down and eats you.

I wish I was feeling better.

[LadyDraco]

Granted...that could be because you are so numb you actually feel nothing now!

I wish I were a genius!

[Garnet Elf]

granted but then no one wants to hang around the smartie pants

I wish my mom had picked up the mail today

[ossa di cervo]

Granted, but it's just a ton of bills.

I wish I never had to sleep.