Corrupt a Wish game

[oakdenugg]

Granted but then the next day staff turned it to a very common

I wish my sis wasn't so annoying.

[Miss Thang]

Granted, but then everyone thinks you are the most annoying now.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

[mybubbles]

granted, but it makes you sick

i wish i got to stay home tonight

[HSoup]

Granted but then you have to stay home forever.

I wish someone would make me a chocolate cake.

[Something Diabolical]

Granted but the chocolate cake is magical, and it has purple bat wings and it is very unattractive, it constantly flies around your head shouting rude things at you and then because of it you are distracted and fail a math test. So you throw the poor cake at the wall and it dies, which causes you to sob (you were really looking forward to eating it) and then your sobbing attracts some evil leprechauns which steal the last of your paycheck and your life is ruined because you can't pay any bills and you don't have any cake

I wish someone would corrupt my wishes as creatively as I corrupt theirs

[All Might]

Granted, though with this wishes starte coming true. And because of that you make a wonderful wish that is turned undeniably bad by somoene, causing you to become distracted from life trying to solve all the wish issues. Than Becoming one of those people you often see that are really a shell of a person at the least, due to the fact you pay no attention to life and forget to do simple things such as brushing your teeth which causes you to almost revert back to when we all lived alone.


I wish that I could find amagic lamp.

[HSoup]

Granted, but it's broken so you don't get any wishes from it.

I wish I could see what this months pets are going to look like grown up before everyone else.

[mybubbles]

granted but they all look awful xD

i wish i could eat pie

[Trixzel]

granted you get to eat fish and liver pie



I wish a had holiday stickers

[coinin666]

GRANTED BUT ONLY THE SMALL ONES

i wish my tea was ready.