Corrupt a Wish game

[Something Diabolical]

Granted but the wings have a horrible attitude and tell you off in a stern British accent while you fly every day
I wish I had a muffin

[windwolf45]

Wish granted,but it's poisoned

I wish Ihad a muffin(that wasn't poisined.Be creative,now)

[Hobo!]

It blows up before you can eat it :3

I wish I had a Very Rare CS pet :3

[Something Diabolical]

Granted but the pet floats behind you all day, but randomly flies away whenever you try to touch it, and it laughs at you with a high pitched and evil-sounding laugh all the time, which annoys you so much that you find a way (miraculously) to strap it down and stab it multiple times with an umbrella so it will shut up and by the time you've stabbed it to death, it has simply been reduced to mush (and the mush is a horribly ugly shade of brown) so you can't do much with it except look down at it and be sad because it was worth so much
I wish I had a professional yodeler that followed me around

[Twichl]

Granted but your muffin screams whenever you open your mouth.

I wish I had more gum.

[billybobfred]

granted but you put all of it in your mouth at the same time then you need more

i wish i had a pony

[Twichl]

Granted but it screams everytime you open your mouth.

I wish for a million wishes.

[zeldaxlover13]

Granted, but they all go wrong.

I wish my ooVoo would work better. >_>

[45wan23]

I wish the guy i like loves me

[45wan23]

Granted, but you have to talk to him
I wish the guy i like loves me