Corrupt a Wish game

[~Jaded]

Granted, but you can only fly for 10 sec. without falling towards earth

I wish Percy Jackson was real

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but he turns evil on you.
I wish I had an onion.

[MadiBird]

Granted but it makes you cry

I wish I wasn't sleepy

[shadow~eclypse]

granted.but you npw can never go to sleep. I wish I own a chocolate fountain

[meulin7]

Granted but it only works with cheese! The box was lying! :O
I wish spongebob was real (haha)

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but he drags you underwater and you suffocate.
I wish I'd stop crashing into trees....

[meulin7]

Granted but you now crash into boulders...
I wish i would stop getting hurt whenever i wish for something...

[ZebraButt]

granted, but you get a new sibbling
i wish i was half cat, yes a neko, i dont care if i get malled by kids of or called a freak

[meulin7]

granted, but after a day you turn in to a cat forever and some crazy old lady comes and adopts you and feeds you a lot and you are now one of those weird cats that people feel bad for.
i wish that the world would be a better place.

[shadow~eclypse]

granted. but you're not you die beforeit happens. I wish I was a mermaid