Corrupt a Wish game

[Mercurian]

Granted, but they're all counterfeit, and nothing happens.
I wish I had the fifth Percy Jackson book.

[meulin7]

Granted, but every page is torn out.
I wish justin beiber wasn't popular

[shadow~eclypse]

granted, but.......But now your worst enemy gains his place of fame, I wish I had a million dollars

[meulin7]

granted but you will never find true love because all the people ever want is your money
i wish i was POPALUR!

[tide.]

Granted but from past experiences everyone takes you as one of the mean popular girls so you have no decent friends. All you have are the other popular girls.

I wish that it would stop raining so I could go out and DO something -.-

[meulin7]

Granted but then it starts hailing...and there is a tornado warning 0_o
I wish i could do something with my friends.

[tide.]

Granted. But then you die doing what ever it is you do with your friends.

I wish that I had internet connection in my room. -.-

[meulin7]

Granted but people are getting on your internet connection and making the internet bill really big.
I wish I had a taco.

[~Jaded]

Granted....but the Taco is EVIL >:D

i wish Nickelodeon was still making the show Danny Phantom

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but the ghost are real and come to eat you. >:D

I wish I could fly!