Corrupt a Wish game

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but your eraser comes back to life and eats you. (I know. That was lame.)

I wish you had an egg salad on your head.

[meulin7]

Granted, but it turned out to be a great conditioner! (hehe)
I wish someone accidentally spilled raw tuna down your shirt.

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but I LOVE tuna, and decided to eat it. Wait... this IS sustainable tuna, right?

I wish someone other than me, and the poeple I've explained it to, knew what Rosencrantz and Guildensterna re Dead is.

[meulin7]

Granted, but it's not me
I wish my cat would stop biting me (and he will never eat/attack me )

[shadow~eclypse]

granted, but you get a dog and it DOES bite you. I wish I had a computer

[meulin7]

Granted, but its reallyyyyyy slow. (ooo a new person haha)
i wish i had some water. I is thirsty.

[shadow~eclypse]

Granted, but it's microwaved . I wish I had a golden retriever

[meulin7]

gRANTED, but it has rabies.
I wish i had some money

[tide.]

Granted but you burn it on a maniacal rage.

I wish that... uh... I wish... A TRAMPOLINE! (Please don't make me get hurt... xD)

[shadow~eclypse]

hey! Granted, but it's fake, and the police put you in jail. I wish I had acclaim coins