Corrupt a Wish game

[ZebraButt]

granted but they only cancel
i wish i had a laptop, not desktop

[Tomo8985]

Granted but your laptop was fraud and the FBI arrests you
I wish I had some soda right now!

[My.Immortal]

granted but someone shook it and blow up in your face and all over your computer.

I wish i could go to a MT concert.

[-Z-]

Granted, but you get mauled by a deranged fan while you're there.

I wish that I could stop laughing at Matt's video book review. xD

[It's on YouTube. His username is superbanjo65 and it's called The Giver book review, I think. The funniest part is that he actually showed it in class. Rofl. My brother was in his class when he showed it; he said the teacher even thought it was funny.]

[Tomo8985]

Granted you stop laughing but you can never laugh again!
I wish i had a orange penguin with blue pokadots

[My.Immortal]

Granted but it eats you up...coldcase murder...

I wish I wasn't at home right now.

[-Z-]

Granted; you're in jail.

I wish that my cow hadn't broken her hoof. I feel bad for her :C

[Tomo8985]

Granted she breaks your foot
I wish I had some pizza

[-Z-]

Granted. You might want a napkin to wipe the sauce off your shirt. ^_^

I wish that ChickenSmoothie wasn't so addictive... Lol.

[obsceneSymphony]

granted, but so few people play it that Tess deletes it.
I wish that Mieka would hurry up and get home from camp XO