Corrupt a Wish game

[Mercurian]

Granted, but then you never get up again.
I wish I had some baked ziti right now.

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but I don't know what ziti is so I give you a stuffed melon instead.

I wish my dog would stop staring at me while I'm eating. I fed you already!!

[Tomo8985]

Granted but now He/she Eats your food when you look away.
I wish I could sleep in

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but you will never awake.
I wish I had a blue kangaroo... I always wanted one of those. Or a penguin prone to false heart attacks...

[Ethan42]

granted but you would laugh to hard and die
i wish i had the worlds biggest cookie

[Tomo8985]

Granted but its poisonous
I wish My aunt would go back to her house.

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but you have to come with her!

I wish I wasn't dead... o.O

[Tomo8985]

Granted you never die but you have a horrible life
I wish i had no alllergies

[Bartimaeus]

(Hmmm... sounds like Nasme)

Granted, but you are prone to coming down with terminal diseases.
I wish I didn't have a horrible life.

[tide.]

Granted, but your new life makes people crazy happy around you and you get creeped out and jump off a building. (Onto a very large, soft, fuzzy mattress!)

I wish that people would answer my trades >:O