Corrupt a Wish game

[.:ЯαιивσωѴɛιиƨ:.]

Granted, but now everyone feels smothered with attention

I wish my room wasn't painted an ugly color.

[Moved </3 D:]

Granted, but its painted a color so bright, it burns your eyes out.

I wish that it wasn't so late.

[Vell]

Granted but it is so early that you are a baby

I wish I could use my computer all day with ease while sitting in a airconed room amidst a hoard of king burbur pillows eating pizza

[Viego]

Granted, but then u have an heart attack.

I wish that Extreame Makeover Home Edition would come and do our house, then we wouldn't have to move, and mah bedroom would be awesome, adn there would be GIR all over. Thad b sooo cool!

[Me Stalker? Nooo...]

Granted... but it will look so ugly that you'll have to move.

I wish I was not human/

[Tomo8985]

Granted but now your a turkey and you get eaten on thanksgiving!

I wish i would never die!

[Viego]

Granted, but u get very bored, so bored that if u could die ud die uf boredom.

I iwsh that I could have a lifesize poster of all the characters in IZ.

[Sammy~]

Granted but your SIR unit ate them!

I wish i had a lazer gun

[Viego]

Granted, but it was one I made, so u had to make KAI spit them out.

I iwsht that mah posters wern't all wet with spit.

[Moved </3 D:]

Eww..... Granted, but then they disappear one day.

I wish that I had a video camera