Corrupt a Wish game

[Viego]

Granted, it is away from the spot it was earlier, but it is now on ur head.

I iwsh that CS was working better right now.

[-Z-]

Granted, but someone slaps your face every time it works well. ^^

I wish that I had a doughnut.

[Viego]

Granted, but I steal it for Purple to give to Purple. (Mah picture, check mah gallery.)

I iwsh that people would stop slapping mah face. IT HURTS!

[Silentium]

Granted, but now, instead of slapping you, they're punching you in the gut

I wish my microphone would work for more than 10 minutes without dying for a few days...

[Viego]

Granted, it dies for a year.

I iwsh that people would stop punching me in mah squiddilyspooch.

[Me Stalker? Nooo...]

Granted... but you ate to much and crapped it out to much ya died.

I wish I did'nt have so much resonsiblites.

[Silentium]

Granted but instead or responsibilities, you have a very long list of things to do, or else your master will whip you.

I wish... I had more wishes

[Moved </3 D:]

Granted, but then they all go horribly wrong and you die

I wish the weather around me would get better.

[Tetra97]

Granted, but only in your exact location. It stays there when you walk away.

I wish I didn't have to hypnotize annoying 12-year-old boys in green to stuff them in barrels and catapult them away.

[Moved </3 D:]

Granted, but they come back.

I wish that my family would actually put down their laptops and talk to one an other.