Corrupt a Wish game

[sivan]

Granted but you wish you would explode!
I wish i lived in the country with my horse oops i mean pony.

[Viego]

Granted, but it stomps on you.

I wish that my cousin was back from Costa Rica. (I miss her.)

[faraday]

Granted, but her memory was wiped and she doesn't remember you.

I wish I had a Black Advent.

[CookieDragon]

Granted, but it pees on your bedsheets and eats your rodents.

I wish I were left-handed. :]

[Bartimaeus]

Granted, but I chop your left hand off. Ha ha!
I wish that my chocolate coated frog would stop licking itself...

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

granted but it just eats its self
I wish i had my toad back all healthy and going to live for a long time and was happy and eating and drinking water normally

[~SilverTabbyCat~]

Granted, but every time you pick it up it pees on you! >:D

I wish i had a Savannah Cat

[ZebraButt]

granted, but it eats you
i wish i hadi was weard

[-Z-]

Granted, but everyone shuns you for being weird.

I wish that I didn't have to wear glasses. Dx

[Viego]

Granted, you don't but u can't see.

I iwsh that my cousin remebered who I was.