Ways to get kicked out of an Airport!

[G Chord]

Dress up and act like a weeping angel

[ladyser]

run around the airport in a England cosplay from hetalia yelling"THE BRITISH ARE COMING WITH THEIR FOOD' repeatedly.

[ferriswheelsdayoff]

Have a flash mob right when people are boarding and dress like George Washington.

[dinkleberg]

Grab children while screaming 'OM NOM NOM'
When a security guard comes slap him on the bum and say 'Ooh, you naughty boy'
Then run around like a chicken

OR:
Go into a shop, buy a drink and pay with half a moth (catface?)

BONUS:
Do these things wearing a dinosaur costume
Tape a sign to your head saying 'Has anyone seen the asylum?'

[G Chord]

Put a gas mask on. Then go around asking random people, "Are you my mummy?"

Go up to the manager or someone, and ask what time the flight to Gallifrey departs. Do this over and over with different airport workers.

BRILIANT!

Dress up as a weaping angle nuff said

[Alfor]

Pretend your a Viking and you're searching for Dragons. xD

[protégé of batman]

Dress up and act like a weeping angel

that would scare the hell out of some whovians

put up signs very where saying in bold DO NOT BLINK

[xtr.terrestrial]

LOL YES. JUST YES.

Dress up like he silent and get in peoples faces and just stare at them, no talking, just stare .-.

[protégé of batman]

so creepy....

run around screaming EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

[Alfor]

Go around saying things to yourself in Gollum's voice with a ring in your hand.