Ways to get kicked out of an Airport!

[altiora]

Get into an argument with the guards about bringing your favourite baby goldfish on the plane.

Or! Go onto the tarmac to run alongside planes shouting "run, plane, run!"

[ladyser]

get chicken nuggets and sit on a chair and pretend that it a real chicken then ask a gaurd if its ok to bring the nugget on the plane as your pet.

[monspurr]

Ask the guard if its okay to ride on the plane wing, then when says throw cheese in his face.

[CutieHarime]

Do a WWll battle reanactment with your buddies, withouut letting anyone know its a reanactment

[Small Child]

Scream at the top of your lungs.

Or paint up a bunch of your friends as zombies, and scream, pretending to kill them. It's a lot of fun.

[Alfor]

Try to kill someone with a fake mustache.

[SorrelDemon]

When in the metal-detector lines, freak out the first-class prissy folk by pulling weird faces and acting just in general stupid. Because to them, that stupidity stuff is CONTAGIOUS.

Carry a small golden statue of a man around with you, and stand still in the middle of a crowded place and hold it annoyingly far out while looking lost. When people question you, give them a weird look and say "What? I'm getting directions from Stephano!".

[ladyser]

bring a mostshe like the old style like romono in hetalia and mock ppl and make it look like they are wearing the mostshe

[G Chord]

Run arownd with tally marks all over your arms and face yelling "SILENCE WILL FALL!" (this is doctor who related)
Or run aroud sonicing people with your sonic screwdriver and say "Are you sure you're not an alien?" (also doctor who related)

[G Chord]

Put a gas mask on. Then go around asking random people, "Are you my mummy?"

Go up to the manager or someone, and ask what time the flight to Gallifrey departs. Do this over and over with different airport workers.

BRILLIANT!