Ways to get kicked out of an Airport!

[Evils]

Laugh maniacally and run around every were saying to anyone who passes you "Your a goblin." In the most annoying voice you can. Then follow anyone in a bow tie and keep calling them Doc Scratch until they finally get sick of you.

[slurm]

Stand next to a security guard well pretending to text someone about your plans to sneak bombs and guns passed security and kill everyone. Make sure they see what you are writing. If they do not notice make annoying noises untill they do notice.

[CrystalMyuu17]

open up everyones bags and scream the name of the first item you pull out

[GREML0RD]

go into the airport with really baggie clothes and really big boots on. Underneath all the clothing have every type of metal item that would set of a metal detector and as many as you can fit under your clothes and in your boots (even try to find some eyeshadow that has metal chips in it (if your a girl) ) and go through the metal detector then when it goes off take one item out and repeat the process of going through the metal detector again. keep doing this till all you have is the eyeshadow (if your a girl) then keep going through the metal detector till they get fed up and make you go into a private room to have you search for other items (make sure they don't kick you out yet) then at the last second when their sick and tired and haven't found anything but the metal detector keep going off then say this "could it be possible that the metal chips in my eyeshadow be making the metal detector go off?" (last part only works if your a girl though unless your a guy and you just want this to happen )

lol sorry this is so long got kind of carried away and yes there are some eyeshadows that have metal chips (my friend bought some it was wicked cool looking)

[Evils]

Just say "I STOLE A KID! HES IN MY TRUNK! FIFTY BUCKS TO TAKE IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND OUT OF MY CAR!" Right next to an airport loading mic. :')8

[~Melly~]

sit on the baggage claim....and maybe make a fort with other people's bags! imagine the awkwardness when they take their bag and they find you sitting there....bahaha

[insanity.]

Lock yourself in the plane bathrooms and start singing really loudly off key. Refuse to get out unless bribed. Mwahaha!


1000th post! Yay!

[wren]

Bring everyone who will participate and just scream. Bonus: each person stalking a different random person and screaming in their ear.

[wren]

Stand next to a security guard well pretending to text someone about your plans to sneak bombs and guns passed security and kill everyone. Make sure they see what you are writing. If they do not notice make annoying noises untill they do notice.

You, my friend, has the best idea.

[slurm]

Stand next to a security guard well pretending to text someone about your plans to sneak bombs and guns passed security and kill everyone. Make sure they see what you are writing. If they do not notice make annoying noises untill they do notice.

You, my friend, has the best idea.

thank you