Ways to get kicked out of an Airport!

[Kit.]

were bright red contact lenses and stare into a security guards' eyes, until he/she gets intimidated then bring out a a water pistol and shoot!

[spaceguinea]

Stand in the middle of the airport in front of security guards -but act like they're not there.- and yell in a panicky tone "It's fine everyone! Just slooowly get onto the floor and nobody will get hurt!"...

[blizzard254]

Ride around in a golf cart and yell 'Hole in one' everytime you crash into someone

before I die.. I will do this.

[Tyrannidae]

Put teeth on your Huskies mouth and say "oh my god Smile dog is coming for me!"

Best. Idea. EVER! :D

[saymiricanfly]

HAv a hand grenade shaped chocolate wrapped in foil in your luggage.

[blizzard254]

Take a giant feather filled toy duck and tear it open in the middle of a boarding airplane then scream "IM A TROLL IT WAS ALL KARKATS IDEA!" Then hop onto the flight and annoy the passengers by asking every single one of them "Have you seen Fef? Are you a troll?" Then get out of the plane before it leaves and go to a boarding desk with a microphone and shout into it "I AM ERIDAN AMPORAH! I AM A WIZARD OF HOGWARTZ!!" than quietly sit on a chair until security comes and gets you.

I just need a group..

[Alfor]

Take a giant feather filled toy duck and tear it open in the middle of a boarding airplane then scream "IM A TROLL IT WAS ALL KARKATS IDEA!" Then hop onto the flight and annoy the passengers by asking every single one of them "Have you seen Fef? Are you a troll?" Then get out of the plane before it leaves and go to a boarding desk with a microphone and shout into it "I AM ERIDAN AMPORAH! I AM A WIZARD OF HOGWARTZ!!" than quietly sit on a chair until security comes and gets you.

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THE WIZARD ONE! XD

Run around yelling "Avada Kedava" while pointing at them with a wand, just to freak people out.

[NightGaze]

Get a real looking bomb/grenade and tape some sort of metal inside of it. Keep it in a heavy jacket, and walk through the metal detectors. Get arrested, and when you get released because it was fake, demand an apology from the airport.

[CutieHarime]

Take a giant feather filled toy duck and tear it open in the middle of a boarding airplane then scream "IM A TROLL IT WAS ALL KARKATS IDEA!" Then hop onto the flight and annoy the passengers by asking every single one of them "Have you seen Fef? Are you a troll?" Then get out of the plane before it leaves and go to a boarding desk with a microphone and shout into it "I AM ERIDAN AMPORAH! I AM A WIZARD OF HOGWARTZ!!" than quietly sit on a chair until security comes and gets you.

Haha that killed me XD

Id say cosplay as homestuck trolls with your friends and run around trolling people

[Kit.]

HAv a hand grenade shaped chocolate wrapped in foil in your luggage.

aha! that would probably get you arrested!
make a silly face, and when the security guards asks (they ALWAYS do!) tell them your waiting for the wind to change