1. Build a house and live like Tarzan.
2. Scream for help.
What would you do if you became a unicorn?
(Hey, can you please not ask questions like that cancer one? I see this thread as one to answer with silly answers, and cancer isn't a joking matter. Sorry about that, I just don't like it when people make jokes about sicknesses like cancer, because it's a really serious thing. People loose family from it.)























