Corupt the Wish

[Chupi]

Granted. The next day, you lose your hands to a loose bear. NO MORE TYPOS! C:

I wish my cat would stop destroying my things!

[ojoku]

Granted, but instead of destroying your things, s/he just destroyed you.

I wish for school to be over

[Despenda]

Granted. For one day. Then it's back.
I wish more books.

[Chupi]

Granted. You get more books only for them to be lost in a huge fire.

I wish I could catch a big one when I go fishing!

[Despenda]

Granted. It's a kraken, and it eats you.
I wish the time would stop crawling.

[ojoku]

Granted, but a year of your life is gone

I wish my best friend would come over

[Despenda]

Granted. She comes over and ignores you.
I wish my parents won't make me vote on what to do this weekend.

[ojoku]

Granted, they took you to do the thing you hate most.
I wish my double bass hadn't broken.
((My best friend is a he, by the way))

[Despenda]

(Oh. sorry.)
Granted. Instead, it has been transported to Mount Everest.
I wish that my sister would stop leaving the lights on when she leaves the basement.

[ojoku]

Granted, she leaves every other light in the house on.
I wish my locker would stop jamming.