Corupt the Wish

[lennqn]

Granted. But then you become very itchy
I wish for a piece of cake, vanilla, with lots of frosting

[Despenda]

Granted, but it has 500,000,000,000 hectograms of sugar.
I wish I could remember how much a hectogram is.

[lennqn]

Granted. But then you forget everything else you know.
I wish for a puppy (a real one)

[Despenda]

Granted. But it ages 3000 times as fast as a normal dog.
I wish that I could get the stuff I wish for on here.

[lennqn]

Granted. But then I steel them and take them for myself.
I wish for an icecream cone.

[opeth]

Wish granted, but then a jerky kid knocks it onto the floor.

I wish I was the real Jake English.

- Jake English.

[Aerro-]

:: Granted. But the wish malfunctions and and you turn into Johnny Appleseed.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish! ::

[Despenda]

Granted. But first, someone runs your wish a 100 times through google translate, and the un is lost.
I wish I had enough money to put in a CD. (The banking kind.)

[lennqn]

Granted. But then your best friend forces you to by them an elephant.
I wish with all my heart for a penguin.

[Despenda]

Granted. You get a very old one, and it dies the next day.
I wish I would stop making typos.