Corupt the Wish

[jbrit]

granted but it has no legs.
Iwish to be a genie

[lennqn]

Granted, but, he follows you around and embarrasses you everywhere you go.
I wish that I got more CS trades.

[Despenda]

Granted, but they're all horrible. (For example: Both 2012 lions for all your '10, '09, and '08 pets.)
I wish that I didn't have to get 50 billion binders for school.

[EzraSol]

Granted, But now you have none and fail your classes
I wish for a Sandwich.

[Despenda]

Granted, but all the ingrediants are moldy.
I wish that the books I want to read would be returned to the library.

[Kashima Reiko]

Granted, but pages are torn out

I wish I could control the elements

[nz rox]

Granted, but the power lasts a day.

I wish for a box of tic tacs!

[Despenda]

Granted. You get them at school, and then everyone else takes them before you can have any.
I wish that I won't lose all my pencils again.

[Saina Belaire]

Granted. You lose your computer power cord.
I wish that I could get the gryphon dogs.

[Despenda]

Granted, but then the server crashes, you lose them, and the person you got them from is so annoyed that they never come on again.
I wish that my friend would stop complaining about being itchy.