Corupt the Wish

[Minibot]

Granted, but you won't have a Space or Time player so your session is doomed.

I wish my cosplay horns would dry already!

[PandoranMama]

But I'm a space player D=

Granted, but they dry so much they crumble into dust when you pick them up.

I wish I had a full cosplay.

[ghastlymirror]

granted but you have a hard time to get it off in order to use the bathroom

I wish for a nitendo 3ds

[Minibot]

Granted, but it won't turn on!

I wish my iPod had more space to hold songs.

[PandoranMama]

Granted, but most of the space is filled up with songs and bands that you despise.

Wish I could wake up one night on my dream moon - Derse.

[ghastlymirror]

granted but you´re immediatily killed by jack noir.

I wish i could pass my math test.

[PandoranMama]

Dammit Jack! *shakes fist*

Granted, but you then wake up, realizing it was a virtual math test and the one you are going to take in the real world is pretty much impossible to pass.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Frozen.Solid]

Granted, but then you forget how to communicate with humans

I wish I inside a fantasy, for real, not a dream and it was the new reality with all my friends.

[jongdae]

Granted, but you die the next month.

I wish Danisnotonfire knew who I was, and loved me.

[PandoranMama]

Granted, but then you forget how to communicate with humans

Eh... I'd live. XD

Granted, but you die the next month.

I wish Danisnotonfire knew who I was, and loved me.

Granted, but your life is miserable as they do love you but do not pay much attention to you.

I wish I could visit my internet friends.