Corupt the Wish

[Vulpine-Poltergeist]

Granted, but math homework shall forever be in your way. (DUN DUN DUNNN)

I wish that I had the best art skills...

[Horselover1289]

Granted, but this also causes you to become possessed by the spirit of Van Gogh, who promptly takes off an ear.

I wish that they'd release the next part of Gargoyles.

[lennqn]

Granted, but then you fall into a deep sleep, and can't go buy it.
I wish to go to the moon! (that is a real wish of mine...)

[Minibot]

Granted, but you don't get a space suit.

I wish that one of my favorite webcomics would update soon.

[ghastlymirror]

granted but its the final page of the webcomic.

i wish that i had the 3rd book in game of thrones series.

[PandoranMama]

Granted, but the book is only a page long.

I wish I was able to fly.

[Minibot]

Granted, but you can only be in the air for a few seconds at a time.

I wish I could beat the Elite Four in Pokemon Black 2.

[PandoranMama]

Granted, but then you are accused of cheating and are stripped of your badges.

I wish I could meet my four favorite characters from Team Fortress 2.

[Minibot]

Granted, but you'll be on the opposite team and they'll try to kill you.

I wish Fullmetal Alchemist Volume 4 would finally come in at my local library.

[PandoranMama]

You horrible, horrible person... XD

Granted, but it burst into flames the moment it touches your hands.

I wish I could play Sburb.