Corupt the Wish

[Parrots]

Granted, but people die of boredom. (Luckily, I know what you're talking about. I just learned about unstable isotopes at school. )

I wish I had a parrot.

[Despenda]

Granted, but it repeats everything it every hears constantly, and annoys you so much that you have to bring it back to the pet store.
I wish that my PM's would be responded to.

[PantheraUncia]

Granted, but now you have so many, you can't keep track.
I wish that I could have art of my fursona.

[Parrots]

Granted, but it's horrible art.

I wish Square-Enix would come out with kh3 ASAP.

[ilovekahlee]

Granted, it's horrible and Sora dies because of your impatience.

I wish I could unlock Final Form.

[Parrots]

Granted, but you forgot the worlds you could unlock it in.
I wish Roxas would take Sora's place.

[ilovekahlee]

Granted, and it's so amazing you die of overexposure to pure awsomeness!! 8D

I wish I could finish my boring book for Lit.

[Parrots]

Granted, but you die of boredom.

I wish I could get the new mario game for the 3ds.

[ilovekahlee]

Granted, but it's a faulty game and it erases all the save-data on the 3DS.

I wish Axel didn't die.

[Warden Cross]

Granted, but he comes back as a flesh eating zombie.

I wish that I could see Slenderman.