THE CHICKEN SMOOTHIE VENDING MACHINE! {Original} V.2

[Pun Sexual]

Gets a cake
Inserts a box ofstrawberry pocky

[WenDipper]

Gets some crazy nutjobs that don't know what pocky is. X3

Inserts Beatrice from Over the Garden Wall

[candyninja101]

out pops a kettle? looks dented...

*Inserts a pokeball*

[Preastore]

gets a hungry Dieno

Inserts a Gameboy Advance

[. Nebula .]

gets a low battery

Inserts ASDF movie.

[★Pikachu★]

Gets 9 trillion, 9 billion, 9 million, 9 thousand, 9 hundred and 99 ASDF movies and a piece of paper saying "WhAt Is WrOnG wItH mE AbOuT 9 trillion, 9 billion, 9 million, 9 thousand, 9 hundred and 99 tHiNgS

Inserts 1000000000000000000000000000000000.1 pieces of paper

[. Nebula .]

gets a confused look

inserts a game.

[paperjack.]

Gets Minecraft

Inserts a Zombie Pigman riding a Chicken

[. Nebula .]

gets... uh.......

Inserts creeper

[Troye Sivan]

Gets an exploding creeper...
*inserts Troye Sivan barbie doll*