A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Stray Dog]

okay, lol

[Faded Sunlight]

Go to the garden area and stand in front of the dorrs, covering your face and yelling, "Im not here anymore!"

[Stray Dog]

RUN AROUND WEARING UNDIES AND A BRA OVBER YOUR CLOTHES SCREAMING "IM SO SEXY!"

[Faded Sunlight]

Dress up like sasuke and let a group of fangirls follow you.

[Stray Dog]

(I am so there!)

DRESS UP AS ED AND LEAVE ALL THE FANGIRLS SMILING LIKE IDIOTS!

[Faded Sunlight]

((*Glee! Smiles like an idot, glomps ed* XD))

[elfaron.]

Yell "YOU SUCK!" at someone at the top of your lungs.

[sumsum22]

1. Take a article of clothing and walk up to a worker there and say "You should really get more of this toilet paper!"
2. Walk into one of the changing rooms and just wait there for a while then yell "Hey! Where's the toilet paper!"
3. Walk around walking up to random people saying "Hi, your pretty!"

[SoubisoulX]

nothing just sit there all day right in the way trust me they WILL kick you out.

[howler21]

sit on the little baskets of fruit of veggies, like the mellons or apples, then squirm around on them ruining them all in front of an employee then complain that they need better seating xD genious

When the intercom comes on curl up on the floor and scream "THE VOICES"

Come over with no expression and sit on he checkout counter with your back to the person behind and be emo, when the protest turn around and show them.

When its halloween put on the of the costumes, but very gay costume tho and run around after changing in front of people and go im (watev u are dressed up as) Like if u had a bat man costume u would scream im Batman

Go into the tec. section and sit onfront of one of the huge tvs and watch it without stoppping or looking at anything else.

Moon the workers

Go to the prescription counter and ask if they have meth or cocaine because you need to get high