A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Stray Dog]

:lol: RUN INTO THE STORE SCREAMING "MY FISH ATE MY HOMEWORK, MY FISH ATE MY HOMEWROK!" WHILE THROWING FISH FINGERS AT EVERYONE!

[*Sunleaf*]

[Stray Dog]

WALK IN WITH A SQUID AND SQUIRT EVERYONE WITH INK, JUST LIKE YOU'VE GOT A MACHINE GUN! THEN LET LOOSE YOUR ARMY OF CHICKENS!

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Walk in with a gorilla suit on and then walk up to random people you don't know, pick them up, and then carry them around the store. When you're done put them in a cart and push then to a random direction.

[Stray Dog]

GRAB A MICROPHONE AND SING THE WORST OPERA EVER AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS. . . WEARING A VIKING HELMET AND CLOTHES!

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Make a costume and post as a greeter. Then whenever someone walks in get an angery look on your face and say," Welcome to Wal*Mart! Get your F***ing S*** and get out!!!!"

[Stray Dog]

GET INTO A FIGHT WITH A COLD CHICKEN!

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Walk in with a hammer and go to the fish tanks and break them all. Then pick up the fish and throw them at people as they walk past you.

[Stray Dog]

(FYI I have never even been to walmart! )

BUY A LION AND SET IT FREE IN WALMART TO EAT ALL THE FISH AND MEAT AND PEOPLE!

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LMAO!!!!

Get all the ninjas from Naruto and lock them in the store with everybody.