A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[BadgerBuddies]

(hmmmm, i think this would be eaiser to do if u were blonde like me)

Go up to the manager (if youre blonde) with a friend with a diffrent hair color (lets say brunette). Then argue to the manager, like this:

Brunette: Why is Wal-Mart spelled wrong? You spell wall with 2 L's, not 1!
Blonde: No you dont.
Brunette: Yes you do.
Blonde: No you dont.

Keep going till u get kicked out. See why it helps to be blonde? You can get away with being a bad speller! Then imagine if they had to change Wal-mart so it had 2 L's... that would be funny!

[CatsRcool27]

Look at a comic book with super heroes and laugh really loudly. REALLY loudly. when people say "why? its only superheroes" look at them like they are really stupid and scream at the top of your lungs "YOU IDIOTIC FOOL! IT'S A COMIC BOOK! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!"

[kingjulienlover337]

Get Nutella and go into a toilet cubicle and smear the Nutella on your hand and when there is someone in another cubicle stick your hand under and say, "can I have some toilet paper?"

hide in a clothes rack and jump out and say "pick me, pick me!" when someone walks past

[starlight4]

Well hmmmm........Go up to the manager say your prices suck slap them and say I really think Target can kick Wal*Mart's prices because they arn't trying....and Rollback time just dosen't help ether....It just mean Rollup!!

[ace1102]

Grab some candy and start throwing it around the store singing the candyman song from charlie and the chocolate factory

[*Comet*]

Put like 50 shirts on go down the isle and sing at the top of your lungs"I'm fat I'm fat, you know it you know it!"

[Coali]

Go to the watches and start to tap on the glass screaming:"THIS ONE MOMMY THIS ONE!!"

[birdiebeeps]

Play chess...no,I'm not kidding.My friend was playing chess in McDonalds and got kicked out,so if it worked there it ought to get you kicked out of anywhere ^.^ XD

[WolfWhisperer]

They are thinking of putting a Wal Mart in Australia... I hope they don't. But if they do I am gonna try this :p

[BadgerBuddies]

Walk into the store soaking wet. Bring lots of buckets or bottle of water( or make the fire sprinklers go off!) and start danceing and singing "Singing in the Rain". Splash the water on everyone and try to get them to dance and sing with you, even the manager. That should get you kicked out!