A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Aurore]

Go into the bathrooms. Put a barbie doll's head in the toilet and tape a walkie talkie to the lid. When someone walks in that stall, take your walkie talkie and sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

Omg, awesome. XDDD But it'd be better to put the walkie-talkie behind the toilet, so no one would see it.

Take a bunch of those big bouncy ball from one of those ball-cage thingies, draw vicious faces on them with a Sharpie, throw them down a busy aisle, and scream "GO FORTH, MY MINIONS!", then evily laugh as the balls "attack" the innocent customers. Muahahahahaha. >:3

[anonymouse]

Take a bunch of those big bouncy ball from one of those ball-cage thingies, draw vicious faces on them with a Sharpie, throw them down a busy aisle, and scream "GO FORTH, MY MINIONS!", then evily laugh as the balls "attack" the innocent customers. Muahahahahaha. >:3

[WolfWinter]

take a barbie and get a sharpie draw a devil face on it and hand it to a little girl and say"this is your devil barbie,ahe will be your friend" then scream "OMG! that lttle girl drew a devl fce on that barbi!"then you wander around and say to people"fred myers is a better store wall mart just i to expensive"then whistle and and find the mana ger and say " i told all of your customers should go to fred myers" then draw with a sharpie all over the manager and get a squirt gun and squiet them! best of what i could come up with

[OCeanic Vista]

1. Take yourself
2. and the manager
3. plus everyone else in the store
4. Get a karaoke machine
5. the 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' CD
6. Start singing said song(say that 10 times fast, anyone?)
7. and keep
8. on
9. singing
10. until you get kicked out of WalMart.

[medusa1997]

ok go in like late at night when not alot of people are there you walk over to a store with more people and scream ''THERE IS A SALE AT WALMART FOR all fish'' you go to walmart and take water or fake bllodwill get kicked out of that store then take somthing red or fake blood and put it on the floor around that area and sit on the floor put some of the fake blood or wat eve on you and when people walk down that isle you say ''i see see dead people there tall'' an dhten scream and act all rated r movie dead girl its hilarous try it. when the cops come and start runing and hide in the big toilet papper isle.


hide in the toilet paper isle and wait to people come down the isle and cover yourself in toilet paper and pop out with toilet paper in hand and say ''i am toilet paper king bow down before me or face my rath'' then if they dont bow tp them

[Khay]

squirt ketchup, shampoo, hairgel, and mustard all over the floor. Get a hammer and freeslide all the way across Wal-Mart. Then, go to the fish section, and bust up all the aquariums not occupied by fish. Then, go to the fruit section and dump all the fruit in the floor.

haha

[grisly bear]

Sing the Barney song close to other people. When they begin singing mutter 'Retards.." and walk away. (stop singing! xD) Me and my brother did that.

[SarahMDillon33]

heve you and a bundle of freinds do this together:
Clime the aile (Have some freinds boost up the strong kid first so they can pull you up) run arowns screaming on the top of the ailes as you jump from the top of one to another.

[champeo]

Take a straw, and spit spitballs at people. XD

[SarahMDillon33]

Sing horabuly