A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[NHG]

Fly in on a broomstick, chuck a couple of automatic flamethrowers in the furniture section, crash into multiple products, loot the cash registers, then drop some toilet paper on everybody.

[*Comet*]

Simply walk up to the manager and ask to be kicked out

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Go grab one of those microphone thingies and steal it.Later,go and talk into it."Do thou knoweth whyeth I,the fair maiden is talking liketh thiseth?Thee shall telleth to I or thou shalleth DIE! *ahem*You PEOPLE ARE ALL DUMB!!!!" Go to find lots of stuffed animals,put little swords and stuff on them,put a walkie talkie in the front-most one and say,"onwards,to the destruction of humanity!" XD

[~Razzle~]

Go into the bathrooms. Put a barbie doll's head in the toilet and tape a walkie talkie to the lid. When someone walks in that stall, take your walkie talkie and sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

LOLOMGIMGOINGTONEEDTOTRYTHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Go grab one of those microphone thingies and steal it.Later,go and talk into it."Do thou knoweth whyeth I,the fair maiden is talking liketh thiseth?Thee shall telleth to I or thou shalleth DIE! *ahem*You PEOPLE ARE ALL DUMB!!!!" Go to find lots of stuffed animals,put little swords and stuff on them,put a walkie talkie in the front-most one and say,"onwards,to the destruction of humanity!" XD

YEY!!!!!!!!!!!1 ONWARDS, YOU FAIR MAIDEN!

Go into the bathrooms. Put a barbie doll's head in the toilet and tape a walkie talkie to the lid. When someone walks in that stall, take your walkie talkie and sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

((XD I love that!))
Okay. First. Take a stuffed animal of a deer. Find someone who looks like a hunter. Lay it on the bathroom sink,but not before cutting in open and putting a tape recorder inside. The recorder should say.."WHY? Why did you do this to me? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"

Aw, poor deer........ BUT IT WOULD BE HISTARICAL!

Simply walk up to the manager and ask to be kicked out

But then you cant have the fun of doing anything!



-TNZ

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That was random but...yeah XD
Ooh,another thing you could do woud be to take all plushies and throw them everywhere so people would think they were flying!Then,ask for the longest order ever in mcdonalds! XD

[SarahMDillon33]

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[*Comet*]

Put oil on the floor then watch people fall in it

[SarahMDillon33]

run arownd screaming for ne reson

[wickedwolfgirl]

Run up to a random guy and scream daddy

[Verd]

Go to random people and say: "Hey! Check out my pen! It's a sword! Did you know my dad is poseidon? He wont let me go out to grandpa's house cuz he says its "Dangerous" what do you think?" Then Tape a nerf sword to it while the person is asking for assistance.