A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Winterpool]

1. suck the helium out of a balloon and float around...

2. tie a gumball machine to your head and say "I come in peace."

3. Bump your cart into someone else's and scream "BUMPER CARTS!"

4. scream "THE WORLD WILL END! THE THING IS FLASHING RED! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Then softly say, "oops, thats the loudspeaker button...sorry!" into the loudspeaker.

[MoonfallTheFox]

Suck the helium out of a balloon and sing christmas carols. Loudly.

[SarahMDillon33]

Bring a mad man in to the store and releace him...

[Darkkitteh99]

1)look up animorphs.com right now 2) then when u go to wal mart go up to a person look in there ears and scream YERKS THERE HHHEEEEERRRRRRREE really try it but in the steps its so FUNNY ive rone it the looks on there faces is SSSSSSOO funnt

[~Razzle~]

I love this.........

Get into one of those thingys where the old people go, and drive around like lunatics!

Put on every piece of clothing in the entire building, complaining that none of them fit.

Follow a employee EVERY WHERE and ask endless questions, no matter how dumb they are (Like..... "Why is the sun blue?")





-TNZ

[[POLAR] ;bear;]

Grab red spray paint, and run into people. Scream to every other person, "YOU REPTILLIAN LIAR!" And spray a "V" on them. Do this to employees too. Then go to the doors and spray paint "V". Make sure it drips!

[Darkkitteh99]

1)look up animorphs.com right now 2) then when u go to wal mart go up to a person look in there ears and scream YERKS THERE HHHEEEEERRRRRRREE really try it but in the steps its so FUNNY ive done it the looks on there faces is SSSSSSOO funny and while screaming wrecch the persons head and say fals alanm afrte hes dead LOL not really the last part LOL LOL

[~Razzle~]

Run over to a ugly guy, ask him to pick to up, and scream... "I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!!! YAHOO!"


-TNZ

[wittebane]

1.Bite employee people.
2.Tie bandanas around their mouths
3.Drag them towards the chip isle,then smack them on the head with all the chips.
4. Finally,take the bandanas off and stuff chips in their mouth.

[Al the Dalek]

Sing on the intercom,

"NYEW NYEW BZZZZEW NYEW NYEW BZZZZEW!
I SAY EXTERMINATE!
YOU DON'T SAY EXTERMINATE!
GET ALL TICKED,
GET RID OF YOU QUICK
I SAY EXTERMINATE!"