A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Pastel-burnt]

make a indoor slip n slide trap (bonus if cold outside >:D) and laugh till you sound like you got a frog stuck in your throat

[marley18]

Crash shopping carts into each other

[wittebane]

Eat people alive!XD Just kidding. Okay:
Go inside(DUH!)
Grab about ten bags of cheese puffs
Then,while the manager is gone
Open them up
ANd write(IN CHEESE PUFF!)
"I'm watching you 'insert name here'"
Not seriously insert name here..
Like this..
I'm watching you David
(If that's what your local Wal*Mart manager's name is.)

[OtakuFreak]

Get a hard plastic schythe and some roses and run around the store in a black coat that looks like oginization XIII's scaring women and kids while handing out roses.
(note:do this if you are a guy and this will not work well near the florist's section)

[LovelyLovely]

Sing as loudly as you can to the music they play in the store while doing the hokey pokey and invite people to join you and say the winner gets a free flatscreen, courtesy of the Walmart store!

[Soul & Spirit]

rip the pages out of a twilight book and scream "real vampires die in the sun!!! read vlad!!!""

[dasniu]

or yell "IM ANTI TWILIGHT! IF YOUR A TWILIGHT FAN, GO GET A LIFE YOU BLASTED IDIOTIC RETARDED RETARDs"

[Soul & Spirit]

yeah, then scream "YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL A GAY VAMPIRE FROM A STRAIGHT ONE? THE GAY ONE SPARKLEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!"

((i have friends who are gay, btw. i have nothing against gay-ness))

[mushmush27]

Go into Wal*Mart and stand in front of the doors and say mean things about peploe such as "That dress makes you look fat! Clean up on ailse 1... Wait thats is a person sorry! Not!"

[Faded Sunlight]

1.Fart in the Managers face
2.yell I LIKE TACOS on the loud speaker
3.play Miley Cyrus music on the loud speaker
4. Talk to the fruits in the food isle
5.Steal all the 70's and 80's movies
6. Slap a TOTAL Rob Pattenson fan upside the face
7. Kiss a life sized Jacob carboard cut-out

I have done 2,3,4,6 and 7. Dont blame me dor my stupid thoughts! Thank you for your unneeded time...... leave now!..... STOP LOOKING AT ME! gosh! Bye Bye now!