A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[vesasophia]

go to the check out and cut a very long line. when people get mad at you, yell, "DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND!?!?!" then get on your cart and do the chicken dance. when someone tells you to leave, say, "do you understand??" and when they ask what, kick a box of crackers and scream. that should get you out.

[OtakuFreak]

*snorts and laughs so uncontrollably it hurts*
Some people think of 'fall-out of chair' things.

Get princess Tutu to do a pas de deux with you(even if you is girl) and when the manager comes to watch you, scream and run around the store ballet style and knock shelves of goods over. that oughtta get you out.

[nivvin]

Go to the place where the potatos are and fill three carts with them.
Push all carts to the entrance, without buying.
As people pass by, throw potatoes at them, yelling "Merry Christmas!"

[Al the Dalek]

*Pour a lot of listerine on someone*

[OtakuFreak]

Get a machine gun that has to be loaded up with eggs and dress up as a Nanny Chicken and start shooting people with eggs including the manager after stealing all the eggs in the store.

[Larkspurr]

A classic, funny and probably could get you kicked out. Peel evry banana in the sotre, and throws the peels on the floor at like corners and everything, and then laugh when people slip on them xD. Make water balloons and throw them at people everywhere, and kudos to you if it is cold outside xD.

[SarahMDillon33]

Put smilies everywhere!

[OtakuFreak]

wait till the manager steps outside his office and... WRECK IT LIKE A TORNADO WENT THROUGH IT! MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Avatar2017]

Put a bag of Skittles on layaway.

[OtakuFreak]

Eat something that makes you barf near the manager and barf on him/her and you are out.
(note:if this does not work thfirst time, repeat until you are kicked out of Wal*Mart.)