A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[WolfLovesFood]

Step one-Get everything on the following list.
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1-10 bottles/bags of fake blood
at least 5 people
Zombie coustumes for all the people
Fangs
Step 2- Have everyone put on the coustumes
Step 3- Go to Wal*Mart, but do not go inside.
Step 4- Apply fake blood and put in fangs.
Step 5- Go inside.
Step 6- Act like a Zombie.
Step 7- Bite the swcurity guard when he throws you out.

I betcha security guard tastes bad. . . .

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Roll a bouncy ball down an isle and say "I choose you Pikachoo"
Or, open up a sheet wear it like a cape and walk up to someone and say "C'mon Robbin, to the bat cave!"

[WolfLovesFood]

You know the song Epiphany from Sweeney Todd? Sing it. Loud. Maybe go up to someone and get real soft and creepy. . . .and go to the place where you can get sharp stuff and sing it when someone sees you. . . holding a suspicious item.

Stand in the aisle pretending to examine the item. . . . then when a staff member comes by, check their name tag quickly(and subtley) then sing it, but replace Mrs. Lovett with their name.

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This works best in winter: Wear several layers of clothes. Go in and find a random clothing section. PIck a random or really ugly outfit, make sure an employee or manager is there, and say very loudly, "I LIKE THIS OUTFIT!" and begin pulling off the layers. The layers help so you don't actually end up embaressed. It's funny- just ask my mum!

[Miloriana]

You know Carmeldansen, right? Well, have a moving Carmeldansen chain of at least 10people, and with no music, dance around the store.

[b52g6n8l]

Get four of your friends an dhave each of them carry a bucket of boiled eggs, sneak into wal-mart and sneak up to the roof and look down at somecbody randomly walking under you and scream "Look Out Below!" then start throwing down eggs at people.

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Run in, with a shirt, shoes, everything....except pants, and when they tell you to get out, tell them "Well, it only says 'no shirt, or shoes, nuthin about pants.' and moon them.

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Yah, and then, you could have an umbrella and flap it in his face.

[Miloriana]

Makeup section + Using random stuff without a mirror = Getting kiked out.

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Using yours, shove lipstick up your nose, and pencils thingies in your ears.