A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Apocolyptic Chaos]

I have one
Go to the Fabrik secshion and take the yarn and tiy it every where oh and also take tape and tape every thing!
or go to the crafes and git some pant and pant every thing!

[Soulstrifer]

I did this yesterday and got booted >>

While listening to something incredibly epic scream the lyrics... when looked at strangely yell at people... For example I was listening to Avenged Sevenfold... singing Brompton Coctail At the top of my lungs... A lady was watching me like I was an idiot so I planted my feet, turned and screamed IM NOT INSANE IM NOT INSANE! With the most tweeked out crazy grin I could manage spread across my face... eye twitching slightly. >> She jumped back... and sort of backed away. In which i went back to singing and walking around... Everytime I saw her I would yell IM NOT INSANE! At her ... eventualy she asked for help and I was asked to leave...

[b52g6n8l]

go around acting like a duck and everytime someone looks at you scream STALKER and run away then go down each isle and find someone who is looking at an item and go right up next to them and be like "These prices are WAY to high." pause for a second and stare at them then look at the item nd back at them and be like "Your not going to pay for that are you?......" and just slowly back away. Then act like a duck again and go down the isles screaming "IM A LITTLE TEACUP" and ''MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LITTLE LAMB WHICH WAS MEEEEEEE"

[splashfoot]

Go to the stuffed animal area, grab all the cats you see, and hide somewhere with them. When someone passes by, jump out, scream, "WINDCLAN, ATTACK!!", and throw all of the cats at the person.

O.O I'm gonna do that with my friend in the weekend burrhurr

[Alielimo]

Pick up a big bag of crisp open them and walk round offering them to everyone.
Walk round shouting "This Is Cheaper In ASDA."
Start cussing the first staff member you see.
Go up to a security guard pretending you have something behind your back.

ASDA is part of the Wal*Mart family, it's just the english version

[WolfLovesFood]

You know the song Epiphany from Sweeney Todd? Sing it. Loud. Maybe go up to someone and get real soft and creepy. . . .and go to the place where you can get sharp stuff and sing it when someone sees you. . . holding a suspicious item.

[b52g6n8l]

Go to the bycicle section and ride every single bike on the bottom row yelling in a irish accent "Somebody get me some thing to eat!! I am the bycicle KING you will obey me or I'll run over you!" find someone ride towards them then swerve around them and snap your fingers going "Dang it i missed" keep doing that to everyone in the bike isle and in the open isles.

[Queen of Chaos]

Run through the aisles singing Telephone by Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce... backwards.

Dress up as Chad Vader and start to randomly sing Chocolate Rain.

[Alielimo]

Grab a pair of roller skates and skate around with a trolley and your bezzie in it. Both sing "It's the most spookiest time of the YEAAAAAARAAAAARARARA" and evil laughs.

[Miloriana]

Step one-Get everything on the following list.
List
1-10 bottles/bags of fake blood
at least 5 people
Zombie coustumes for all the people
Fangs
Step 2- Have everyone put on the coustumes
Step 3- Go to Wal*Mart, but do not go inside.
Step 4- Apply fake blood and put in fangs.
Step 5- Go inside.
Step 6- Act like a Zombie.
Step 7- Bite the swcurity guard when he throws you out.