A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Gemino-]

Stand on top of the tallest purfume stand and scream: "SUGOI KAIWAII DESU!!!!" Over and over again while holding a plushie.

[Zax]

The only way that we'd get to a million posts was if every user posted 15 times...I think we can do it. I haven't posted in a while so here I go again:

Bring your dog into the store and put him in front of the candy in the aisle of candy(o.o) When the worker comes and says "No dogs allowed," ask, "Then why are you here?"
Snicker as the fat man fumes and stomps toward a security guard. Then, sick the dog on the candy. As the mutt tears into it, Run around in circle's screaming, "the British are coming the British are coming!"
As they take the dog out, sick him onto the fat guy. You shrug as the security guard glares at you." Todo don't like other dogs."
Leave the store willingly and go and harass Petsmart.

[please delete me.]

go to the inercome and scream: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Queen of Chaos]

Randomly start doing a sparta remix in the middle of the store as loud as you can. XD

[amithethird]

Go around telling people that Charlie bit you and it hurt. Remember the British accent.

Get a friend and dress up as indians. Go around telling people that "We are...indians!" and explain your tipis to them.

(Both of these are based off of YouTube videos XD)

[Hippie_Otter]

Build a fort out of tin cans and throw toilet role at people, ducking when people look at you.

[K.B.J]

Dress up in a death reaper costume and act like a normal civilian and at the last miute as you are about to check out,scare the person infront of you and run back in,do this repetedly.Someday they'll throw you out

[Phantasmagoria]

Do the Safety Dance. :D

[Zax]

Get your friends together and bring your pets, one of them being a rabid raccoon disguised as a dog, and peruse the store with your pets. The store clerks will come up to you angrily. They start to yell at you as you grab a bag of skittles. You and your friends start to thrown them at the clerks yelling,"Taste the rainbow fools!"
Then, run to the hunting section of the store.(o.o, this is were it get violent) Get each of your friends to grab either hunting knives or bows loaded with arrows. You yourself, will grab a gun out of the unattended gun cabinet that just happened to be open.
On the count of three you charge in the direction of the clerks forming a line in front of you. With your pets, you run at them, but go past them on purpose and start screaming crazily. Run as fast as you can from the rabid raccoon tearing the clerks to shreds behind you. As the police come to your house, and carry the trapped animal, scream at the creature and slam the door in their faces^^

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There are steps to mine ;D

1. Order a Fursuit of your fursona from Don't Hug Cacti.

2. When it arrives, put it on, and go to Wal Mart.

3. Grab one of the microphone thingies, and sing this:

"We're not gonna take it,
NO!
We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it
Anymoooooooooore!"