A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Queen of Chaos]

-Insparation from a Chad Vader Youtube vid-


Mark stuff like candy and toilet paper on sale for $2,000-$10,000.

[Helter_Skelter]

(lol)
eat all the twinkies and blame it on the fat person in your head.Then grab a twinkie,tear it in half,and smash the yummy-nummy filling in the managers face.

[corpsewallet]

stand in the middle of the aisle with the plungers and whatnot, claw at your butt, and scream like a psychopath, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A PLUNGER UP MY BUTT!!!!

[sivan]

Dress up as a puppy and crawl on the ground yelping like a dog. Go to the electronics and say "Puppy wants some Fwee games plz?" With a puppy face.

[SoubisoulX]

just be me trust me it works i got kicked out ...twice for being myself.....stupid walmart people

[sivan]

and how to be you?

Another- Go get peanut butter and jelly and some bread and make peanut butter and jelly sandwhiched while singind- PEANuT BUTTTER JELLY TIM!

[snowshoecat64]

Go to the bathroom and get tons of wet paper towels. Then go in to the cleaner isle and open a huge bottle of soap or cleaner and dump it on the floor. haha. next, spread the wet paper towels all over the floor and "sskate" on two of them ... Soap is like the hardest thing ever to clean up... hahaha...

[F a y e]

Walk around in you underwear and scream at people for looking at you!

[Nonia]

bring a million animals in and scare people! XDDD

[Darkkitteh99]

look at peoples ears and run around screaming YEERKS..... THE YERKS ARE HERE