A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[b52g6n8l]

Bring in a sign that takes two people to hold it up and written across it says in bold black letters "Go 2 Kroger!! They Have Better Prices" and another person holds up a sign that says "Wal-Mart rips U Off!" and go marching around the store yelling what the signs say.

[starstream<=]

Open a bag of Skittles and throw them at random passers-by. Scream at the people, "TASTE THE FRIGGIN RAINBOW!"

[renki]

1.Walk up quitely to a random person when they arent looking and whisper "check mate" in a creepy stalker voice, right in one ear the walk away and keep doing that to the same person.

2. Get a crap load of stuff in a cart bring it into a line that is fully get half way up to the counter. Then walk away....go grab another cart and return to the same full line or another full line and repeat. Just leave the full cart dont even put stuff on the belt.

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3. Walk up to a random worker and ask them for a cookie...when denied start screaming and fake crying. If handed one, drop it and say really loudly "pick that up and give me a new one!"

4. Work of the opposite sex then you. Scream "Why daddy((or mommy))! Why did you kill mommy((or daddY))! Why daddy! Why do you hate us so! "

[Alielimo]

get an Eminem CD and yell out "CANDY IS SINGING WOOOOH AHOOO LAOOOOOLAAAAAAAA" and dacne like a monkey.

[Lust]

Me and a few friends did this xD

*(During Halloween time) Go to their costume section and put on a random mask, then go to their bike section and ride one throughout the store while yelling... things xD Maybe take a soda or two and shake it up, then open it as your riding the bike x3

[Mercurian]

Get a bunch of those "Get Well' cards and hand them out to perfectly healthy looking, random people saying, "I'm so sorry for you. I hope you get better someday..."

[~Fang<3~]

Get a tent and bring it to the food section... take a whole bunch of food and stuff yourself in the tent with them. Then start singing the campfire song from Spongebob real loud! XD

[Helter_Skelter]

lol...take a package of needles from the craft section and poke holes in the laptop screens,then run around saying that you were just attacked by the TV!!!!

[~Fang<3~]

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[Soul & Spirit]

Rip open bags of toilet paper and unroll them... everywhere! Then throw them at people