Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[brendonurine]

granted, but you come to find you’re allergic to animals

i wish i had some friends

[Aasira Ian]

granted, but you are the duff and u dunno

I wish i was less clingy

[Confuzzled Hedgehog]

Granted but now everyone around you is super clingy.

I wish I would stop spending way to much time shading in a drawing.

[Betta132]

Granted. You now don't shade anything, ever.

I wish 1 chocolate bar of average size and unremarkable composition would harmlessly appear in front of me.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but after you eat it, you realize you're lactose-intolerant and the chocolate does not agree with you

I wish I had a job I enjoy with decent pay

[Aasira Ian]

granted but u have no life

I wish I was born in another time

[Confuzzled Hedgehog]

Greanted but you remember the plague.

I wish I knew how to draw humans well

[angelfangs]

granted, but the only animal you can now draw is a groundhog. i wish my handwriting was pretty and legible.

[mortnation]

granted but you can only write in ancient egyptian
i wish i could get pretty cs pets

[Moonshadow3]

granted, but they're all growing and they turn out to be meh

I wish I could have a miraculous