If I got arrested...

[skrundle]

well, i don't know about you, but usually yelling "I STOLE EVERY SINGLE NUT AND BOLT!!!!" at home depot is frowned upon...

i am LITERALLY innocent !!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!

[Starryfox]

Innocent you say?!?! I'd say you look pretty guilty with all those 'borrowed' cute neighbourhood cats that aren't yours!!!!<3

It wasn't me I promise!!!!!

[CaptainAltenor]

Then who stole all the snakes at the store?

You can't prove anything.

[Alex_87]

yeah right,we all saw you let a business of ferrets into a football stadium


I however am the most lawful of the lawful-iest citizens

[JeffSatur'sHusband]

Why are all the animal shelter's dogs missing then?

There isn't anything I've done though

[troops21]

Did you forget the fact you overloaded the movie theaters from attendance alone?

I swear I am innocent, I didn't mean for this to happen!

[smormu]

grand larceny in the form of stealing one (1) wacom cintiq drawing tablet

whatever youre trying to take me down for is a lie i didnt do it ive been framed i want to speak to my lawyer

[raveyard(*.*)]

yeah okay smormu i know you're secretly behind the Frowning Friends hq...

...but i swear that I'm innocent!!

[JaxyTheGhost]

And how did the singe stolen Jellybean end up in your bag?

My mom said it's okay so it was okay

[CaptainAltenor]

But... you stole all the hamsters. You stole all the snakes, all the foxes... and I suppose it was you who kept locking up the cats in White Hart Woods during The New Prophecy?

I'm a criminal.