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[Fighter.Nerd]

Because nobody could handle the fabulousness in your mind.

Why do I like creepypasta?

[(de)cipher]

Because liking just pasta is not enough .

How do scientists know we see the same colour?

[ultravi0lence]

because they are aliens from a distant planet.

why did my mac 'n' cheese turn green?

[linkmama]

cause' my dog barfed on it.

Why is my shirt inside out?

[mediocre]

because it is the new trend, the next one is wearing hats upside down

where do colds (as in the sickness) come from?

[waggy]

you say cold and u regret it,cuz u sick

Why is my username foxbeats?

[| Aqua |]

Because one day external chikens from Saturn are going to invade earth and make all the sausages into external talking frog-eating birds which will result in the sun to explode.

Are smoothies made out of chickens?

[linkmama]

Yes. There are tiny little chickens that dance around in the blender.

Did I just unzip my cat?

[absolutesquash]

Yup. Your cat hoodie.

What is a List pet?

[daleksforthewin]

A pet that is listed.

Why are cats so cute?