Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[humanitieslasthope.]

granted, but youll only be able to use old barely working websites

i wish i could read and see peoples thoughts whenever i wanted to

[CatMynnte<3]

Granted, but you could only do it after you've eaten ten marshmellows, five pink ones and five white.

I wish I could make trees grow by saying "YYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you overload them with energy to the point they disintegrate

I wish I had a higher tolerance level

[PawzTheDrFoxFan]

Granted, but you didn't change by much

I wish for ice cream

[Serafina_Zephyr]

Granted, but it’s Seaweed-and-Hairspray flavor

I wish for my Physics grade to improve

[~ moth ~]

wish granted ,, but to do so you have to skip weekends ,, any breaks during school -- including spring ,, winter ,, and summer break ,, as well as any holidays off -- and pretty much have three hundred and sixty five days of school to boost your grade. have fun!

i wish that i was a good singer cuz my voice literally sounds like a screeching cat.

[ʀᴏᴡʟᴇᴛ]

Granted, but the money is counterfeit so you can't use it.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of food.

[enichoderm]

Granted, but it's all dog food. Have fun.

I wish for a Mew plush toy.

[VelvetWolf7]

Granted, but it smells like old fish

I wish I could buy a dog

[Lexi.]

Granted, but its a stuffed dog..and its all dirty and sticky. You got it for 1¢


I wish i had a real parrot