Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[cKy]

granted, but it kills you before you could document any solid information about it, proving its existence.

i wish i lived in america, without trump as president

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, you live in America with Trump as king

I wish my shows were on right now

[paper.]

Granted! But they have wayyyy to many commercials...

I wish I could animate an entire movie.

[Lisovyk]

Granted, but it’s terrible and everyone knows you did it

I wish $100

[galaxyy.]

Granted, but you can only spend it on a slice of cheese that tastes really bad.

I wish I had a nice, obedient horse.

[AuroraButterflyx]

Granted but it will cost a billion of £/$ every year.

I wish I had a cat

[MagpieSoul]

granted but it'll make enormous mess
I wish I could eat brownie ice cream v.v

[threezeum]

granted, but it's melted

i wish i had better grades

[icxacruz]

granted, but you have to name your first child shuffle board mack floppy pants

i wish for a pet lizard

[CosmicCryptid]

Granted but it will run away within a week of owning it.

I wish to be able to animate.