Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[GreyScale]

You now have no Oc

I wish I FLY. (Jk)

[-Austria]

Granted, you have now been turned into a mosquito

I wish I could tour Europe

[emball]

granted, but you couldn’t see any of the sights you wanted to because it was too stormy.

i wish i was swimming right now.

[!Zesty!]

Granted but there are sharks in the water !

Gosh, I wish I had a coke rn

[Lisovyk]

Granted, but it tastes VERY bad

I wish my brother was nicer

[-Austria]

Granted, but he is only nice to other people, not you.

I wish I had a really nice cucumber to eat right now

[teethfae]

you get a cucumber but its rotten

i want to not go to school and be smart still

[thou art I]

Granted, however you are smart in only one very specific object that is not significant in day to say life.

I wish to get bird wings in the anatonically correct place, big enough and strong enough to allow me to fly, and an anatomically correct tail that helps me steer. The wings are in the shape of a seagull's and fully functional and do not cause me pain (im sorry)

[See_Air_Ruhh_]

Granted; But you are now a bird.

I wish I had prettier handwriting.

[doqtooth]

granted, but now you can't stop writing ever

i wish i could make more friends