Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[joji]

granted but you're still tired when you wake up

i wish my head would stop hurting

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but now your chest hurts

I wish I could afford an aquarium from Tanked

[GENOCIDER]

You can, but they're sold out

I wish I wasn't sick anymore

[KJL]

Granted, but now you can’t stop hiccuping

I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow

[Pveachy]

Granted, but now you have the flu (excuse to get out of school)

I wish i was better at art and people actually liked it.

[GENOCIDER]

Granted, but someone steals all of your art.

I wish I had a pet bird

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you get arrested for illegal possession of an endangered species

I wish Nintendo would make a Team Rocket game

[Wunder]

They only make one, and someone else got it before you.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate ice cream.

[boiledspaget]

You gain twice the amount of sucrose from the ice cream
I wish I can stop and start time at my command.

[Fullmoondelinquent]

Granted, but time only stops for you, and nobody else.

wish I had working wings..