Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but you gotta go to Summer school everyday.

I wish everything in my house would stop breaking down.

[Sadowski]

Granted, but then all technique in your house will never be turned off

I wish to live in Kaliningrad or Warsaw

[andrulian]

Granted, but you have to live in a tiny shack for the rest of your life.

((editing, sorry im really tired and i forgot to add my wish!)

I wish to go see hamilton!

[Lycancore]

granted, but you have to stay at the school for the rest of the day.

I wish I could run faster.

[bleachers]

granted, but so can everyone around you so technically you haven’t sped up at all, compared to them.

i wish i could be in someone else’s body for one day!

[Lobotomy]

Granted, but it's your one in a million doppelganger, you two look near-exactly alike!

I wish I could dye my hair!

[Sadowski]

Granted, but this color will become permanent, and it will be impossible to change

I wish to learn Polish language

[Animalnuttt]

Granted, but this color will become permanent, and it will be impossible to change

I wish to learn Polish language

now its the only language you know

i wish for 500 cute dogs

[Lobotomy]

Granted, but none of them are properly trained!

I wish for pokemon to be real!

[Attiki Melissa]

Granted, but they're evil and destroy the galaxy.
I wish potato trees were real.