Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[lovelyhyena]

granted, but he's wearing a fullbody bear suit.

i wish they wouldn't cancel school wednesday since my birthday plans rely on me being at school and leaving at 1:30 >:T

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but everyone forgets your birthday

I wish Pokemon were real

[keylimecoyote]

granted, but they're extremely aggressive and they hate humans.

i wish my broken furby worked.

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but it's possessed by a malicious ghost

I wish my cat was nice to me

[Callie,,]

granted, but your cat hates everyone else

i wish i had a unicorn

[silver brass]

Granted, but it is an evil unicorn that tries to hurt you D:

I wish pokemon were real

[Ravenstag Mechanisms]

Granted, but only one pokemon is real and it's your least favourite
I wish it was halloween everyday

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but whatever someone dresses up as they turn into it forever and no one knows until it's too late.

I wish potatos didn't exist

[Plague Rot]

Granted, everything tastes like potatoes

I wish Ryan Ross would do something

[Clotted Cream Cookie]

GRANTED!Ryan Ross does nothing ever.

i wish sans was my bro.