Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Swirlshine]

Granted, but everyone else now speaks in a language you didn't learn.

I wish I could travel to another state or country!

[jellybutter]

granted, but the vehicle crashes on the way back

i wish i was a dog

[Attiki Melissa]

granted but woof you can't human anymore
(and with that I mean that you cannot think the same way you do now or understand what others are saying)

I wish I had a potato

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Granted, but now radishes are evil



I wish I would win on of the adoptable contests I'm in

[Attiki Melissa]

Granted, but all of the pets would turn green and be named Monsieur Courgette

I wish I had 2 potatoes

[DizzyGlitchez]

Granted, but they're 2 potato chips and not 2 potatos, and they are saltless
I wish i had a non-poisonous spider pet

[bluebudgie]

Granted, but they are the size of a pebble

I wish I could fly

[jellybutter]

granted, but it's temporary

i wish that i could live to the next decade

[Cachinnate]

Granted. But you'd drop dead the second the next decade begins. Just out of nowhere, with no warning.

I wish to be the richest person in the world.

[Attiki Melissa]

Granted but being that rich makes you endlessly depressed
I wish I had an enormous bag of fresh oregano potato chips